1. All shoes must be at least size 14.69
2. All runners will wear no shirt or socks
3. All runners will have a yellow poncho
4. All throwers must wear shorts on their heads and socks on their hands
5. The discus, javeline, and shotput will be replaced with waffles, dildos, and watermelons
6. All coaches must have a criminal history
7. The high jump pad and pole-vault pad will be replaced with waterbeds
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2. All runners will wear no shirt or socks
3. All runners will have a yellow poncho
4. All throwers must wear shorts on their heads and socks on their hands
5. The discus, javeline, and shotput will be replaced with waffles, dildos, and watermelons
6. All coaches must have a criminal history
7. The high jump pad and pole-vault pad will be replaced with waterbeds
To see proof follow link